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[handfast]

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nicknames

rafayel - scaredy cat
fiammetta - old lady
tokinaga - mr know it all

Comments

[voring]

Woah... Human egg. Bird egg? Is he a bird with all those feathers? I gotta ask him later.

[He will in fact ask him later. But also:]

Like, in general, in life?

[handfast]

[ these are important questions that should definitely be asked later. but for now, hak will reaffirm what matters. ]

Like right now.

[ takes another slice of mini super pizza ]

[voring]

[WHAT DOES THIS REAFFIRM AT ALL. He just cants his head to the side and picks out a piece of bacon to pop into his mouth.]

Yeah? Where are you going?

[handfast]

It doesn't matter. [ around another mouthful of pizza. ] I know how to get there.

[ yeah, ]

[voring]

[THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL but he is just nodding about it.]

Cool. How're you gonna get there, then?

[handfast]

Walk. It's not like I can jump around the way Droopy Eyes does.

[ jae-ha i miss you ]

[voring]

What the hell does that even mean!? Who's that? Hey, I know the way too, though, so you know.

[dana where's jae-ha]

[handfast]

[ DANA WHERE'S JAE-HA ]

Droopy Eyes? He's some annoying guy I know. But he can jump really high, almost like he's flying. [ picks up a pepperoncini. ] If he ever shows up, you should try riding on him. It's fun.

[ just throws jae-ha under the bus. anyway, ]

You know where we're going? [ we? ] Which way is it then?

[voring]

[DANA!!!!!!! DANA WHERE IS HE!!!!!!]

Yeah? That's crazy! Doesn't he break his legs when he comes back down? Is that his name for real? I will!

[The idea of Jae-ha appearing and immediately having to deal with that. ALSO, WE?]

Yeah! It's the way we know, you know? That way.

[handfast]

[ this is fucking destroying me ]

Okay. Point it out then.

[ he's being graded on this ]

[voring]

[LOOKS AT HIM.......]

If you know then I don't have to point it out! And if you don't know then I won't tell you.

[handfast]

How am I supposed to know you know if you don't point it out? You could be lying again.

[ because he's a LIAR ]

[voring]

How do I know that you aren't the liar?! You could be making stuff up!

[POINTS ACCUSINGLY while eating ham off a slice.]

[handfast]

I've never lied in my life.

[ bitch who is lying right now ]

[voring]

That's already a lie. There aren't any humans in any world who haven't ever lied.

[Says this with full confidence even though truth curses are out there.]

[handfast]

Then prove I'm lying.

[ eats more super pizza ]

[voring]

[i want super pizza so bad]

I don't have to! I know you are!

[handfast]

[ HELP ME mails you a super pizza except that would kill you ]

So you can't prove it.

[ flicks an olive at him. do you think about how they're having this argument while they're both naked ]

[voring]

[At least i'd die doing what i love.. eating super pizza

Anyway tries to catch this olive with his mouth but i nat1'd it so it bounces off his face and falls into the water. ...Fishes it out and eats it anyway. They really are both naked about it.]

You can't prove that you're telling the truth either, though?

[handfast]

[ not this again.....flicks another olive to see if obikawa will catch it this time ]

Yeah but I said it first so I'm right.

[voring]

[19 this time so he DOES!!! With panache.]

Even if you say things first, it doesn't make you more right than a god!

[handfast]

[ APPLAUDS ]

Gods aren't always right though. Sometimes they're just assholes who've lived too long

[voring]

[Looks proud of himself for no fucking reason.]

Maybe that's the way it works in your world.

[handfast]

So every god in yours is a nice benevolent god who helps out humans?

[voring]

Why are "old assholes who are wrong" and "nice benevolent human-likers" the only two things gods can be? Both of them are centered around humans, but humans are just incidental.