lucien really should be protesting more but i'll be honest he is distracted by obikawa's snake form, in the sense that now that he's feeling somewhat better and not startled, he is kind of in awe.]
[You ever just become a dying Victorian maiden only for the local snake god to wrap you up like a pile of poop about it Lucien........ He is like a scaly hot water bottle.
His lil snake noggin rests on the edge of his coils so he can just peer down at them.]
Damn, did you fall on the ice on the way here? I can keep you from dying of hypothermia but I can't keep your brain in your skull, you know!
but it's fine, because it is so warm and toasty that hak just falls asleep. frees you both from this thread or i guess you guys can just lug his corpse around. ]
[This is so fucking funny WHAT EVEN HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD. It's fine he will also probably take a nap if they're settled down. Lucien go to sleep it's naptime.]
[unfortunately lucien is too much of a workaholic to nap during the day without feeling SHAME so he is just stuck here as everyone around him goes to sleep ig]
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[HE WASN'T EXPECTING SUDDEN SNAKE. WHEEZE.]
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time to tuck in for a long hibernation. although he will also patpat lucien on the back like a littol baby. ]
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Who just yelled? I didn't squeeze too hard, did I?
[They can both survive the winter...... including littol baby lucien]
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[NO!!! NOT BABY!!!!]
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[ keeps patpatting.....their baby now 🥺 ]
You should poop pile everyone. [ just says this so confidently ]
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Oh! You weren't at the cage, huh?
[The cage where he just immediately outed that he wasn't human like a normal person!]
You think? I could do it! This is still small.
[At full size he is truly a kaiju.]
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[ALSO HM]
Perhaps we should refrain from startling everyone.
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What if they want to be warm too? It's important to stay warm in order to survive the winter.
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If they have a little warning first, it's fine! [Is it.] That's true, anyway. You'd all die if you stayed cold.
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[WHY ARE YOU SO CURSED
lucien really should be protesting more but i'll be honest he is distracted by obikawa's snake form, in the sense that now that he's feeling somewhat better and not startled, he is kind of in awe.]
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What do you mean? [ he's so normal? ] I'm just trying not to die.
[ snuggles closer to lucien for warmth ]
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His lil snake noggin rests on the edge of his coils so he can just peer down at them.]
Damn, did you fall on the ice on the way here? I can keep you from dying of hypothermia but I can't keep your brain in your skull, you know!
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... Thank you, Obikawa. By the way.
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No but I dropped one of my bottles of mayo.
[ that's free calories he'll never get back....damb ]
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I'm super warm, right? [PREENS.] Anyway, that's what you get for wasting mayo in the first place!
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.... ]
In case the first bottle missed.
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Don't waste mayo.
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but it's fine, because it is so warm and toasty that hak just falls asleep. frees you both from this thread or i guess you guys can just lug his corpse around. ]
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