MERRY 🎄🎅 FUCKING 🎁 CHRISTMAS 🎉 YOU HO-HO-HO! 😜 MAY YOUR 🎊 DAYS BE 🎶 MERRY ✨ AND BRIGHT☀️ AND YOUR 🍪 COOKIES NEVER 🍩 RUN OUT! I 👏🏼👏🏼 THANK 🎅 THE ICEFIELD MESSENGER FOR PUTTING 🎁 YOU ON HIS 🎄"NICE" LIST, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BIT 😈 "NAUGHTY" SOMETIMES. YOU ARE THE ❄️ MOST PERFECTLY GIFT-WRAPPED 🎁 DISASTER 🔥 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON HAS EVER SEEN! 🕵️♂️💫 NOW GO GET YOURSELF 🍷🎂 SOME EGGNOG, 🛷 CRANK UP THAT ALIVE UNTIL SUNSET 🎤, AND MAKE IT A 💃 SEASON TO 🎊 SLAY ✨! YOU DESERVE A 🎉 HOLIDAY FULL OF PRESENTS 🎁, GOOD VIBES 💌, AND ALL THE 🍑 YOU CAN HANDLE!
SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST SINNERS 💁🏼💁🏾 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE UP NEXT FOR THE CAGE 🚓🚫! IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU BETTER BE READY FOR PAPÁ NOEL'S HOT ♨️ CARAJILLO ☕️
LOVE ❤️ YOU, YOU SLEIGH-RIDING🎄 ELF-ASS SINNER! 💋 MAY YOUR HOLIDAYS NEVER ❌ BE BASIC! TURN UP 🔝 AND HAVE A VERY LIT 🔥CHRISTMAS! 🎉🎅
Hm? You can't even see the texts on your end? It must be a very refined sort of hacking... unless they are sending it from an entirely different source and simply stole your identity--!!
Does that thing where it clicks that he saw Hak, actually, and bursts back in again. He has been nyooming around this whole time, so he is, in fact, breathing hard.]
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Yo.
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Hak!! I'm afraid your compact has been hacked--or at least, the texting function has! I received a very strange message from your contact!
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MERRY 🎄🎅 FUCKING 🎁 CHRISTMAS 🎉 YOU HO-HO-HO! 😜 MAY YOUR 🎊 DAYS BE 🎶 MERRY ✨ AND BRIGHT☀️ AND YOUR 🍪 COOKIES NEVER 🍩 RUN OUT! I 👏🏼👏🏼 THANK 🎅 THE ICEFIELD MESSENGER FOR PUTTING 🎁 YOU ON HIS 🎄"NICE" LIST, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BIT 😈 "NAUGHTY" SOMETIMES. YOU ARE THE ❄️ MOST PERFECTLY GIFT-WRAPPED 🎁 DISASTER 🔥 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON HAS EVER SEEN! 🕵️♂️💫 NOW GO GET YOURSELF 🍷🎂 SOME EGGNOG, 🛷 CRANK UP THAT ALIVE UNTIL SUNSET 🎤, AND MAKE IT A 💃 SEASON TO 🎊 SLAY ✨! YOU DESERVE A 🎉 HOLIDAY FULL OF PRESENTS 🎁, GOOD VIBES 💌, AND ALL THE 🍑 YOU CAN HANDLE!
SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST SINNERS 💁🏼💁🏾 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE UP NEXT FOR THE CAGE 🚓🚫! IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU BETTER BE READY FOR PAPÁ NOEL'S HOT ♨️ CARAJILLO ☕️
LOVE ❤️ YOU, YOU SLEIGH-RIDING🎄 ELF-ASS SINNER! 💋 MAY YOUR HOLIDAYS NEVER ❌ BE BASIC! TURN UP 🔝 AND HAVE A VERY LIT 🔥CHRISTMAS! 🎉🎅
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Ah--!! It just happened again! You should really get that checked out somehow!
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[ this is a fucking lie. ]
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Hm? You can't even see the texts on your end? It must be a very refined sort of hacking... unless they are sending it from an entirely different source and simply stole your identity--!!
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Is something like that really so easy?
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I have no idea!!
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Better figure it out quick then or your friend gets it.
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[ for good measure, he sends the message again. i refuse to c/p it again though. ]
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I--!! Hak, if you can still communicate through this cursed compact, let me know where you are! I'll come and make sure you're okay!
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hak looks for a good place to put his compact down, then walks away about ten feet so he sounds a little more distant. ]
Tsukasa, they're taking me away....!
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anyway.]
Wh-wh--
Wait a minute!! Where are you?! I'm coming right now!!!
[seriously though, Tsukasa, what would you even do if this was real...]
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hak hangs up. i'm so sorry tsukasa ]
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okay i guess Tsukasa is spending the next, like, two to three hours running around looking for Hak in a panic.]
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i guess hak is at (throws dart) pizza hat eating some extremely mid pizza. he's muttering to himself. ]
Super pizza is better.
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Tsukasa bursts in.
Runs out again.
Does that thing where it clicks that he saw Hak, actually, and bursts back in again. He has been nyooming around this whole time, so he is, in fact, breathing hard.]
H... Hak! You're--
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--eating pizza?
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Want some? It's pretty bad.
[ this is not the face of a man who's been kidnapped ]
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Tsukasa just walks over to the table.
Sits on the other side.
And lets his face gently fall forward to rest against the table.
Gnnnghhh.]
... Glad you're okay.
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I'm surprised you cared enough to come looking for me.
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Wha--of course I do! Why was that even in question?!
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kind of stares at tsukasa. ]
Because I've always done this to you?
[ when has he not bullied poor tsukasa? ]
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