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rafayel - scaredy cat
fiammetta - old lady
tokinaga - mr know it all

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[handfast]

[ shrimps you



unfortunately hak is impressed by the sheer amount of toppings on the pizza. maybe it is a super pizza.......he picks a pepperoni off the top. ]

Who's super pizza guy?

[voring]

[DON'T SHRUMP ME

This is so fucking funny though. He will just set the pizza box on the ground by the edge of the onsen and get into the water, too. It is now a hot springs pizza party for two.]

He has white and red hair with feathers!

[He cAN'T remember names and all faces LOOK THE SAME TO HIS ASS so truly this is the best he's got.]

[handfast]

[ hell yeah hot mess springs super pizza party (HMSSPP). thankfully there are only so many people with red and white hair and feathers. ]

You mean Elysium? The guy who went bald?

[ was obikawa here for that ]

[voring]

[not the hmsspp

He was not here for that, but he's laughing anyway.]

When did that happen? How'd his hair come back so fast?!

[handfast]

Dunno. He was really freaking out about it. [ snickers to himself. ] You should ask him about it.

[ meanwhile he is going to dig into super pizza ]

[voring]

[It is delicious because genuinely how can you go wrong with a pizza that has like double toppings. JOINS IN.]

I will, next time I see him! That's pretty crazy, though. Did all his feathers fall out, too?

[handfast]

Yeah. [ around a mouthful of pizza. ] He was totally bald, like an egg.

[ hilarious! also: ]

I know where I'm going.

[ okay. ]

[voring]

Woah... Human egg. Bird egg? Is he a bird with all those feathers? I gotta ask him later.

[He will in fact ask him later. But also:]

Like, in general, in life?

[handfast]

[ these are important questions that should definitely be asked later. but for now, hak will reaffirm what matters. ]

Like right now.

[ takes another slice of mini super pizza ]

[voring]

[WHAT DOES THIS REAFFIRM AT ALL. He just cants his head to the side and picks out a piece of bacon to pop into his mouth.]

Yeah? Where are you going?

[handfast]

It doesn't matter. [ around another mouthful of pizza. ] I know how to get there.

[ yeah, ]

[voring]

[THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL but he is just nodding about it.]

Cool. How're you gonna get there, then?

[handfast]

Walk. It's not like I can jump around the way Droopy Eyes does.

[ jae-ha i miss you ]

[voring]

What the hell does that even mean!? Who's that? Hey, I know the way too, though, so you know.

[dana where's jae-ha]

[handfast]

[ DANA WHERE'S JAE-HA ]

Droopy Eyes? He's some annoying guy I know. But he can jump really high, almost like he's flying. [ picks up a pepperoncini. ] If he ever shows up, you should try riding on him. It's fun.

[ just throws jae-ha under the bus. anyway, ]

You know where we're going? [ we? ] Which way is it then?

[voring]

[DANA!!!!!!! DANA WHERE IS HE!!!!!!]

Yeah? That's crazy! Doesn't he break his legs when he comes back down? Is that his name for real? I will!

[The idea of Jae-ha appearing and immediately having to deal with that. ALSO, WE?]

Yeah! It's the way we know, you know? That way.

[handfast]

[ this is fucking destroying me ]

Okay. Point it out then.

[ he's being graded on this ]

[voring]

[LOOKS AT HIM.......]

If you know then I don't have to point it out! And if you don't know then I won't tell you.

[handfast]

How am I supposed to know you know if you don't point it out? You could be lying again.

[ because he's a LIAR ]

[voring]

How do I know that you aren't the liar?! You could be making stuff up!

[POINTS ACCUSINGLY while eating ham off a slice.]

[handfast]

I've never lied in my life.

[ bitch who is lying right now ]

[voring]

That's already a lie. There aren't any humans in any world who haven't ever lied.

[Says this with full confidence even though truth curses are out there.]

[handfast]

Then prove I'm lying.

[ eats more super pizza ]

[voring]

[i want super pizza so bad]

I don't have to! I know you are!

[handfast]

[ HELP ME mails you a super pizza except that would kill you ]

So you can't prove it.

[ flicks an olive at him. do you think about how they're having this argument while they're both naked ]