[ someone help our lucien but also i Require the poop pile
hak is still not feeling the poop pile but at the same time.........it is so cold and he is so small (?) and delicate (??). and also poor lucien is dying. ]
[Sets them both back on the ground... and leaves them there FREEZE.
No okay suddenly there is a very large snake where Obikawa once was, and it will just curl its way around these two so they are nestled snugly inside the coils without it being actually constrictive. He is also not cursed with coldbloodedness like an actual reptile and is quite warm, so it's like just being in a little personal hotbox (weedless edition).]
See? Pile of poop time!
[HOPEFULLY THE LACK OF FREEZING COLD AIR WILL HELP LUCIEN AND HIS DYING LUNGS TOO.]
lucien really should be protesting more but i'll be honest he is distracted by obikawa's snake form, in the sense that now that he's feeling somewhat better and not startled, he is kind of in awe.]
[You ever just become a dying Victorian maiden only for the local snake god to wrap you up like a pile of poop about it Lucien........ He is like a scaly hot water bottle.
His lil snake noggin rests on the edge of his coils so he can just peer down at them.]
Damn, did you fall on the ice on the way here? I can keep you from dying of hypothermia but I can't keep your brain in your skull, you know!
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sorry can't talk busy trying not to throw up from physical exertion]
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they are in fact all dying. if they are not dying now they will soon if they don't make preparations. the winter....it comes for them all.
hak ignores obikawa and tries to subsume lucien into his blanket blob. surely this will fix everything. ]
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...
[Looks around like ????? is he being punked. Did they really just both immediately keel over into the snow. THEY DIDN'T PREPARE ENOUGH ACORN SOUP.
Well first he walks over and uses Hak's blanket to wipe the rest of the mayo off his face, but then he'll just be attempting to lifting them both up.]
Okay, okay, let's get you inside unless you want it to be pile of poop time.
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oh, wait, ]
I don't like poop.
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That's how I kept Volov warm during winter! I'd coil around him so the wind and snow couldn't get him.
[Pile of poop time...]
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hak is still not feeling the poop pile but at the same time.........it is so cold and he is so small (?) and delicate (??). and also poor lucien is dying. ]
And it's warm....?
[ reconsidering the poop pile ]
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Yeah! Wanna see?
[Lucien continuing to suffer.]
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Yeah.
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No okay suddenly there is a very large snake where Obikawa once was, and it will just curl its way around these two so they are nestled snugly inside the coils without it being actually constrictive. He is also not cursed with coldbloodedness like an actual reptile and is quite warm, so it's like just being in a little personal hotbox (weedless edition).]
See? Pile of poop time!
[HOPEFULLY THE LACK OF FREEZING COLD AIR WILL HELP LUCIEN AND HIS DYING LUNGS TOO.]
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[HE WASN'T EXPECTING SUDDEN SNAKE. WHEEZE.]
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time to tuck in for a long hibernation. although he will also patpat lucien on the back like a littol baby. ]
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Who just yelled? I didn't squeeze too hard, did I?
[They can both survive the winter...... including littol baby lucien]
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[NO!!! NOT BABY!!!!]
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[ keeps patpatting.....their baby now 🥺 ]
You should poop pile everyone. [ just says this so confidently ]
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Oh! You weren't at the cage, huh?
[The cage where he just immediately outed that he wasn't human like a normal person!]
You think? I could do it! This is still small.
[At full size he is truly a kaiju.]
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[ALSO HM]
Perhaps we should refrain from startling everyone.
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What if they want to be warm too? It's important to stay warm in order to survive the winter.
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If they have a little warning first, it's fine! [Is it.] That's true, anyway. You'd all die if you stayed cold.
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[WHY ARE YOU SO CURSED
lucien really should be protesting more but i'll be honest he is distracted by obikawa's snake form, in the sense that now that he's feeling somewhat better and not startled, he is kind of in awe.]
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What do you mean? [ he's so normal? ] I'm just trying not to die.
[ snuggles closer to lucien for warmth ]
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His lil snake noggin rests on the edge of his coils so he can just peer down at them.]
Damn, did you fall on the ice on the way here? I can keep you from dying of hypothermia but I can't keep your brain in your skull, you know!
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... Thank you, Obikawa. By the way.
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