[ he speeds up for a second.....then slows down because oh no, all this running is using up precious resources. he can't afford to waste them now when it's so cold outside.....
he slows down more. he stops. he becomes a pathetic blanket ball. they can all slow down together. ]
Even Obikawa starts to slow down... Eventually coming to a stop and just looking back between Lucien who ran out of stamina and Hak who became a pathetic blanket ball on the ground.
[ someone help our lucien but also i Require the poop pile
hak is still not feeling the poop pile but at the same time.........it is so cold and he is so small (?) and delicate (??). and also poor lucien is dying. ]
[Sets them both back on the ground... and leaves them there FREEZE.
No okay suddenly there is a very large snake where Obikawa once was, and it will just curl its way around these two so they are nestled snugly inside the coils without it being actually constrictive. He is also not cursed with coldbloodedness like an actual reptile and is quite warm, so it's like just being in a little personal hotbox (weedless edition).]
See? Pile of poop time!
[HOPEFULLY THE LACK OF FREEZING COLD AIR WILL HELP LUCIEN AND HIS DYING LUNGS TOO.]
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He stands here for a contemplative moment trying to decide if he finds this funny or if he finds this worth a murder attempt.]
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anyway he's running away now ]
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anyway lucien is just staring because what the heck just happened.]
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Obikawa will just wipe the mayo from his face...]
You're lucky I made that promise to Tokinaga, grass guy!
[IMMEDIATELY TAKES OFF SPRINTING AFTER HAK. He's not going to fckin kill anyone HE CAN'T KEEP KILLING PEOPLE.]
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—Wait, Obikawa!?
[ALSO CHASING AFTER THEM except lucien is in his frail maiden era so i'll be honest he runs out of stamina very quickly.]
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[ he speeds up for a second.....then slows down because oh no, all this running is using up precious resources. he can't afford to waste them now when it's so cold outside.....
he slows down more. he stops. he becomes a pathetic blanket ball. they can all slow down together. ]
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Even Obikawa starts to slow down... Eventually coming to a stop and just looking back between Lucien who ran out of stamina and Hak who became a pathetic blanket ball on the ground.
...Are you guys dying?
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sorry can't talk busy trying not to throw up from physical exertion]
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they are in fact all dying. if they are not dying now they will soon if they don't make preparations. the winter....it comes for them all.
hak ignores obikawa and tries to subsume lucien into his blanket blob. surely this will fix everything. ]
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...
[Looks around like ????? is he being punked. Did they really just both immediately keel over into the snow. THEY DIDN'T PREPARE ENOUGH ACORN SOUP.
Well first he walks over and uses Hak's blanket to wipe the rest of the mayo off his face, but then he'll just be attempting to lifting them both up.]
Okay, okay, let's get you inside unless you want it to be pile of poop time.
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oh, wait, ]
I don't like poop.
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That's how I kept Volov warm during winter! I'd coil around him so the wind and snow couldn't get him.
[Pile of poop time...]
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hak is still not feeling the poop pile but at the same time.........it is so cold and he is so small (?) and delicate (??). and also poor lucien is dying. ]
And it's warm....?
[ reconsidering the poop pile ]
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Yeah! Wanna see?
[Lucien continuing to suffer.]
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Yeah.
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No okay suddenly there is a very large snake where Obikawa once was, and it will just curl its way around these two so they are nestled snugly inside the coils without it being actually constrictive. He is also not cursed with coldbloodedness like an actual reptile and is quite warm, so it's like just being in a little personal hotbox (weedless edition).]
See? Pile of poop time!
[HOPEFULLY THE LACK OF FREEZING COLD AIR WILL HELP LUCIEN AND HIS DYING LUNGS TOO.]
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[HE WASN'T EXPECTING SUDDEN SNAKE. WHEEZE.]
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time to tuck in for a long hibernation. although he will also patpat lucien on the back like a littol baby. ]
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Who just yelled? I didn't squeeze too hard, did I?
[They can both survive the winter...... including littol baby lucien]
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[NO!!! NOT BABY!!!!]
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[ keeps patpatting.....their baby now 🥺 ]
You should poop pile everyone. [ just says this so confidently ]
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