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[handfast]

ok

nicknames

rafayel - scaredy cat
fiammetta - old lady
tokinaga - mr know it all

Comments

[lucentia]

He did mention something about eating mayo with you.

[handfast]

Don't put mayo on poptarts.

[ literally who in their right mind would do that ]

[lucentia]

Obikawa says, "Oh. Well, yeah, that's just stupid."

[handfast]

Tell him he's stupid!

[lucentia]

["Who puts mayo on poptarts! Get it together!"]

Would you like to speak with Hak instead...?

[handfast]

You get it together!

[ get poor lucien away from these idiots. ]

2/2

[handfast]

[ actually hak will remember that lucien is here now ]

Sorry. Was there anything else you wanted to ask?

[lucentia]

[anything lucien might've said is interrupted by obikawa yelling into his compact.

"Try it on grass next time!"]

Obikawa!

[handfast]

[ my fucking god ]

Hey, where are you guys?

[lucentia]

Hm? We're by the lake that's been frozen over. Why do you ask?

[handfast]

Don't go anywhere.

[lucentia]

Huh? Are you coming over here?

[handfast]

[ no answer ]

2/2

[handfast]

[ but he will show up a little bit later swaddled in an oversized blanket. where's obikawa :) ]

[lucentia]

Hak? ... Well, see you, I suppose...

[AND THEN I GUESS HAK IS HERE LATER

AKI COME IN]

[voring]

Woah, you actually came!

[HE'S HERE NOW.]

[handfast]

[ takes out a bottle of mayo




squirts it directly into obikawa's face. ]

[lucentia]

—Hak!

[voring]

[MAYO'D.

He stands here for a contemplative moment trying to decide if he finds this funny or if he finds this worth a murder attempt.]

[handfast]

[ the way i got aki's notif before i got jan's




anyway he's running away now ]

[lucentia]

[personally i think obikawa should try to kill hak so lucien can intervene and die instead

anyway lucien is just staring because what the heck just happened.]

[handfast]

[ you know what i think jan should get whatever she wants so i agree ]

[voring]

[YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING ABANDON US IN YOUR OWN INBOX VAL!!!!!!

Obikawa will just wipe the mayo from his face...]

You're lucky I made that promise to Tokinaga, grass guy!

[IMMEDIATELY TAKES OFF SPRINTING AFTER HAK. He's not going to fckin kill anyone HE CAN'T KEEP KILLING PEOPLE.]

[lucentia]

[smh]

—Wait, Obikawa!?

[ALSO CHASING AFTER THEM except lucien is in his frail maiden era so i'll be honest he runs out of stamina very quickly.]

[handfast]

I don't eat grass, mayo guy!

[ he speeds up for a second.....then slows down because oh no, all this running is using up precious resources. he can't afford to waste them now when it's so cold outside.....

he slows down more. he stops. he becomes a pathetic blanket ball. they can all slow down together. ]