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[handfast]

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nicknames

rafayel - scaredy cat
fiammetta - old lady
tokinaga - mr know it all

Comments

[handfast]

[ WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER THERE ]

Why would I be eating grass?

[lucentia]

Obikawa is under the impression that you eat it on a regular basis. Please say that this is incorrect.

[handfast]

I don't eat grass. [ WHY IS THIS COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM ] He's probably eaten more grass than I have.

[lucentia]

[there is a distant second voice that says something like "I think he's lying", and then:]

—Why would he lie about this?

[anyway]

All right. Thank you, that is all I needed to know.

[handfast]

[ OKAY. HE HEARD THAT. ]

He's the liar. He told me mayo tastes good with everything. It doesn't.

[lucentia]

He did mention something about eating mayo with you.

[handfast]

Don't put mayo on poptarts.

[ literally who in their right mind would do that ]

[lucentia]

Obikawa says, "Oh. Well, yeah, that's just stupid."

[handfast]

Tell him he's stupid!

[lucentia]

["Who puts mayo on poptarts! Get it together!"]

Would you like to speak with Hak instead...?

[handfast]

You get it together!

[ get poor lucien away from these idiots. ]

2/2

[handfast]

[ actually hak will remember that lucien is here now ]

Sorry. Was there anything else you wanted to ask?

[lucentia]

[anything lucien might've said is interrupted by obikawa yelling into his compact.

"Try it on grass next time!"]

Obikawa!

[handfast]

[ my fucking god ]

Hey, where are you guys?

[lucentia]

Hm? We're by the lake that's been frozen over. Why do you ask?

[handfast]

Don't go anywhere.

[lucentia]

Huh? Are you coming over here?

[handfast]

[ no answer ]

2/2

[handfast]

[ but he will show up a little bit later swaddled in an oversized blanket. where's obikawa :) ]

[lucentia]

Hak? ... Well, see you, I suppose...

[AND THEN I GUESS HAK IS HERE LATER

AKI COME IN]

[voring]

Woah, you actually came!

[HE'S HERE NOW.]

[handfast]

[ takes out a bottle of mayo




squirts it directly into obikawa's face. ]

[lucentia]

—Hak!

[voring]

[MAYO'D.

He stands here for a contemplative moment trying to decide if he finds this funny or if he finds this worth a murder attempt.]

[handfast]

[ the way i got aki's notif before i got jan's




anyway he's running away now ]